Freak's Dictionary, a small excerpt Crossword

A horse who makes a point
What you say to a moose when you want it to leave
Another word for blockhead
What you say after Zig
A way to improve the human condition
A silly-looking creature that eats ants
Shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
Another name for Blade
Millions of septillions
A word used by people with small minds
A unit of measurement equal to 190 centimeters and is still growing
The white sparkles in skyrockets
A unit of measurement equal to 70 centimeters
The study of small families
A nervous cockroach
The language of Jabba the Hut
Out of this world
A sword with magic powers
A source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes
A know-it-all
A four-letter word for Max in a bad mood
What Grim says when surprised
A seed you plant in your head
How to make nurses jump every time you sneeze
A needlessly confusing word for needlessly confusing