Paradox Crossword

Burn from a chilly appliance.
Hopefully it never happens while on a plane.
Two states of matter at once,
Lime taste vs chocolate taste.
Split exactly in two but one is still bigger.
Strolling while you're six feet underground.
A type of relationship.
When you never win at anything and have this.
The phone number from infomercials is.
Two types recyclable material you can drink from.
When you have it _____, and are by yourself.
Another term form smart-butt.
A group of fans at a first-time event.
An over-sized infant.
The teacher marks tests in ______ _______.
Two five letter words that have only one different letter and sound completely different.
Baseball fans favorite food that does not contain this domestic animal.
Beautifully hideous.
Something known to be true but not spoken about.
When doing something your'e not supposed to be doing and act like this to avoid getting caught.