what doesnt get any wetter no matter how much rain falls on it
water
what has a ring but no finger
telephone
makes loud noise when changing, becomes larger but weighs less
popcorn
said to have 50 shades
grey
war fought with pieces on a game board
chess
a canvas full of stars
sky
i pass before the sun yet make no shadow
wind
what can you catch but not throw
cold
forward i am heavy but backward i am not
ton
what kind of tree can you carry in your hand
palm
teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what
stuffed
i cover whats real and hide whats true but sometimes bring out the courage in you
makeup
what goes up when rain comes down
umbrella
what has a neck and no head two arms but no hands
shirt
it can be cracked it can be made it can be told it can be played
joke
what can you never have for breakfast
lunch
i go in hard i come out soft you blow me hard what am i
gum
old people and owls are said to be this
wise
do this to your gifts to make them festive
wrap
if you have it you want to share it if you share it you dont have it what is it
secret
these help engines spin and trousers stay up
belt
often found in doctors offices and on pirate flags
skull
a king wears this on his head
crown
theyre big and blue and larger thans seas
oceans
it has 8 arms and lots of ink but cant write a word
octopus
a precious fluid thicker than water
blood
do what he says and youll be fine dont and you lose the game
simon
everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it
shadow
what has to be broken before you use it
egg
what can fill a room but takes up no space
light
they come out at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen
stars
what goes thru towns and over hills but never moves
roads
the more you have the less you see
darkness
i have keys but no locks. i have space but no room you can enter but cant go outside
keyboard
what loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night
pillow
no matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month
calendar
i can honk without using a horn
goose
what is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty
blackboard
who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night
fly
im lighter than air but a million men cant lift me
bubble
if you drop me im sure to crack, but give me a smile and ill always smile back
mirror
full of holes, yet still holds water
sponge
it goes up but never come down
age
it comes down but never goes up
rain
it goes around the world but stays in a corner
stamp
what has a neck but no head
bottle
santas favorite entrance for a home invasion
chimney
i get wet when drying
towel
what has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place
clock
I’m the son of water but when i return to water. I die. Who am i?
ice