Explain A Movie Plot Badly Crossword

Billionaire gets really mad about losing parents so he dresses as a flying rodent & beats up a guy who wears makeup
A guy totally destroys his corn crops so he can play catch with his dead dad
Car salesman abducts genius brother to gamble and count tooth pics
Man receives bear hug, goes on journey to give bad haircut
Traumatized farm boy becomes a fanatic of an ancient religion and destroys a great empire
A woman travels all the way to Asia to punch a guy to death
A man gets paid to nap on a plane to Australia
Old man reads a love story to a senile woman, then they both die
A bunch of people fighting over a stick
Neglected sociopathic child tries to murder 2 homeless men
A lot of people take the ice bucket challenge; it doesn't end well
A love triangle between and 18 year old girl, a hundred year old guy and a dog
A man and his imaginary friend fight strangers
Vietnam veteran never catches his bus