HOLIDAY JOKE CROSSWORD

HOW DID MARY AND JOSEPH KNOW THAT JESUS WAS 7 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES WHEN HE WAS BORN?
WHY DOES SANTA CLAUSE GO DOWN THE CHIMNEY ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
WHY DID THE MAN PUT A TRUMPET IN HIS FREEZER?
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A BELL WITH A SKUNK?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF CHESS PLAYERS BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR GAMES IN A HOTEL LOBBY?
WHICH FAMOUS PLAYWRIGHT WAS TERRIFIED AT CHRISTMAS?
WHAT DID THE STAMP SAY TO THE CHRISTMAS CARD?
WHAT'S THE MOST POPULAR CHRISTMAS WINE?
WHY DON'T YOU EVER SEE FATHER CHRISTMAS IN THE HOSPITAL?
WHAT CHRISTMAS CAROL IS A FAVORITE OF PARENTS?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND REINDEER?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LOBSTER THAT WON'T SHARE ITS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS?
HOW DO SNOWMAN GET AROUND?
WHAT SONG DO YOU SING AT A SNOWMAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
WHAT CAROL IS HEARD IN THE DESERT?
HOW DID SCROOGE WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME?
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS SANTA WITH A DUCK?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN WHO STOLE AN ADVENT CALENDAR?
WHO IS SANTA'S FAVORITE SINGER?
WHAT DOES MILEY CYRUS HAVE AT CHRISTMAS?
WHAT GOES HO, HO, SWOOSH, HO, HO, SWOOSH?
WHAT SAYS OH, OH, OH?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A KID WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA?
WHAT TYPE OF PINE HAS THE SHARPESS NEEDLES?
WHERE DO POLAR BEARS VOTE?
WHAT'S GREEN, COVERED IN TINSEL, AND GOES RIBBET-RIBBET?
WHAT DID THE BEAVER SAY TO THE CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY ARE CHRISTMAS TREES SO BAD AT SEWING?