The Office Crossword

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.
Once Every Hour, Someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott.
I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out.
If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
I have very little patience for stupidity.
There are too many people in this world. We need a new plague.
I ground up 4 extra strength aspirin & put them in Michael's pudding.
Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures.
Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call child protective services.
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum because I'm great at girl talk.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
We're not all going to sit in a circle indian style, are we?
Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine