Sideways Stories from Wayside School Crossword

likes ice cream
a dead rat
thought the children were monkeys
wanted to sell her toes
covered with mosquito bites
lost his pencil
best friends with Rondi & always wore a skyblue windbreaker
all boys have the same first name
changed the children into apples
had to count the hairs on his head
fell out the window
his name under discipline & had to ride the Kindergarten bus home
loved to draw
took a message to miss zarves
elected class president
talked to a pigtail
missing her two front teeth
Joy kissed him because he was stuck upside down in his chair
wanted a green ball
grinned from ear to ear, from nose to chin, from here to there and back again
reads upsidedown
doesn't like anybody
always wanted to play kickball but couldn't kick or run to first base
came to school on Saturday
good athlete but a bad sport, kicked the balls over the fence
ate Dameon's lunch
didn't like his name & wanted to trade with Mac
dressed up as a goblin but it wasn't Halloween
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