Must love music Crossword

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?...He was ___________!
Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane? Because he only had __________luggage.
There are so many jokes about this composer, I could write you a ______
Why didn't Handel go shopping? Because he was ___________
Why did_________ have so many children? Because he didn't have any organ stops.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument? With a _ _ _ _ glue.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat _ _ _ _ _ .
How can you tell if a singer's at your door? They can't find the _ _ _ and don't know when to come in.
What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a ______.
What's the difference between a conductor and God? God doesn't think he's a _____.
Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. "Sorry," the barman said. "We don't serve _______."
Why did the pirate buy a Pavarotti album? Because he loved the _____ ____