Chem Joke Crossword Puzzle

How did the electron feel when it lost an electron?
What do you do with dead people?
What do you do with an injured person?
What do you do with a sick person?
What do you call a clown that is in jail?
The primary reason why not to tell chemistry jokes: All of the good ones _______________.
The secondary reason why not to tell chemistry jokes: They get no ______________.
How the date went with oxygen and potassium.
Most common thing to say when you find out that magnesium and oxygen are dating.
The element of confusion
The element of surprise.
Ice-T's favorite element.
Slang term for police officer.
Don't trust these things, since they make up everything!
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
What kind of atom has the best job security?
Which anions are cheaper than day rates?
What TV series does cesium and iodine like watching together?
How often you should update chemistry jokes.
Do you know any chemistry jokes better than these ones?
Group of elements created when a king farts.
What did happened to the person who ordered H2O too.
Amount owed when neutron ordered dinner.
What do you say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorus walk into the room?
What is HIJKLMNO?
What are you part of, if you are NOT part of the solution?
What is the name of 007's eskimo cousin?
What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?
If you throw sodium chloride at someone, what might you get arrested for?